Keystone Light Review

I am basing this review on what Keystone Light was brewed for: cheap, light beer that can be consumed in high quantities. Obviously, if you are trying to preserve any measure of class and want to drink a full flavored brew, then avoid drinking this beer. After all, what do you expect from a beer that only cost $12 for a 30-pack?

Along with the typical college staples of Ramen noodles, Easy Mac, and having the nearest pizza joint on speed dial, a case of Keystone Light should be the beer of choice for every poor college student’s mini-fridge. Just drink it straight from the can. Don’t bother pouring it into a glass to expose its pale yellow color. The only time this beer should ever be poured is if it's going down the sink because you can’t take anymore of it. Keystone Light is thin, watery, and fizzy, which accounts for its high drinkability. Warm Keystone Light, conversely, is barely drinkable so be sure to drink quickly. This review comes with another warning: Do not let opened cans sit out. The entire room will smell like a foot.

Steer clear of “Beast” and "Natty," and buy some “Stones.”

Pros: Drinkability. Inexpensive. Ramen.

Cons: Bad tasting. Smelly.

My Rating (for poor college students): B+

My Rating (as a beer in and of itself): D